This is a sequel of sorts to last year's critically acclaimed Diddee Kiddies.
As the title suggests, parental guidance is recommended,
and as the song suggests, sometimes you just have to give in...
sorry.


Inappropriate
(7.4MB, 5:20)

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Inappropriate

Dear Santa, Dear Santa,
Dear Santa, we're confused.
Are we really being naughty?
When we listen to our music,
it upsets our mom and daddy.
On our way to school,
Daddy's flippin through the stations.
He don't think the words are cool
or when we dance and make gyrations.
But how are we to know
between nice and no, no, no?
Like how it's bad to say "ho"
unless it's 3 times in a row.
(music from "Fergalicious" by Fergie)

Promiscuous? Promiscuous?
What the heck's promiscuous?
To think our favorite song is bad for us
is pretty darn ridiculous.
We don't even know the meaning
while we're singin all them words,
but no matter what it's seeming,
we won't ever be promiscuous girls.
(music from "Promiscuous Girl" by Nelly Furtado)

Inappropriate! It's inappropriate!
That's how we like it so you better learn to roll with it!
It's inappropriate! It's inappropriate!
Santa's down with it cuz Mrs. Claus can move to it.
It's inappropriate! It's inappropriate!
Don't understand it yet, but we can't get enough of it.
It's inappropriate! It's inappropriate!
It's our inappropriate Christmas song.
(music from "Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake)

Bring them gifts for me, Santa, bring them gifts for me, Santa,
Bring them gifts for me, Santa, bring them gifts for me, Santa,
if they don't fit in my stocking, just stick em under the tree.
We'll trade you milk and M&M cookies for some Eminem mp3's.
We know them elves been getting busy making all them toys and treats,
and Mrs. Claus's been North Pole-dancin to the latest hip-hop beats.
Now we know why the ice caps are melting... and the rising of the seas,
but we just like the music – don't know nothin bout no birds or bees.
(music from "Shake That" by Eminem)

What's this guy even saying – we don't even care
the beat is slammin and to change the station would not be very fair, Daddy
(music from "Break It Off" by Rihanna and Sean Paul)

Inappropriate! It's inappropriate!
That's how we like it so you better learn to roll with it.
Inappropriate! It's inappropriate!
Santa's down with it cuz Mrs. Claus can move to it.
Inappropriate! It's inappropriate!
Don't understand it yet, but we can't get enough of it
Inappropriate! It's inappropriate!
This is our inappropriate Christmas song.
(music from "Buttons" by The Pussycat Dolls)

Poor, poor Daddy – lookin for a good song,
tryin to be a good dad in a world gone wrong.
Should he just give it up? Seems like he's **** out of luck,
when the only nice songs they play anymore really kinda *****
(music from "Show Stopper" by Danity Kane
and then the painfully appropriate "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt
followed by several more inappropriate song excerpts)

To the I... to the N... to the A to the P to the P to the R
to the O... to the P.... to the R to the I to the A-T-E.
To the I... to the N... to the A to the P to the P to the R
to the O... to the P.... to the R to the I to the A-T-E.
To the L... to the I... to the L to the A cuz that spells Lila!
To the A... to the M... to the E-L-I-A – Amelia!
To the L... to the I... to the L to the A cuz that spells Lila!
To the A... to the M... to the E-L-I-A – Amelia!
(more music from "Fergalicious" by Fergie)

Merry Christmas!!!

Don't worry, Mommy.
Don't worry, Daddy.
And definitely... don't worry, Santa!
(music from "I'm in Luv with a Stripper" by T-Pain with Mike Jones)

Big ups to all the excellent bad musical artists who contributed to this recording (without their consent or knowledge)...
a shout out to James Blunt for one of the worst nice songs ever written...
and hardcore props to Justin Timberlake for his ground-breaking, conceptual music...
who knew that "sexy" had gone away? ...we're all so fortunate he thought to bring it back!

 

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